Ode to summer romance.

Sweet summertime.
Oh weather so fair.
Green as far as the eye can see.
Love blooms everywhere.

All souls aspark at sum'r's onset
With love, hearts beat and flutter
Or as my friend at work said today
"Damn, she sure had a nice turdcutter"

Yep, I heard that today. "Turdcutter." Never heard the word before. Just makes you feel
all warm and romantic doesn't it? Ah, many's the fair maiden been swooned by a sweet whispering compliment on her turdcutter.

"Oh thank you, it does make quite wonderful turds. Thank you for noticing. Want
my phone number? Oh, take me you hunk of manmeat you! Make love to me now!"

Works every time

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