6.10.2004

Prediction

In less than 24 hours, I am supposed to see some new Vin-Diesel movie. I don't know the title, have never seen a Vin-Diesel movie, do not even know what the guy looks like or who he is other than some beefcake movie star and have no desire to change any of that.

Anyway, I am going to go way way out on a limb here and predict that this movie will not go on the list of top cinematic masterpieces of all time. It will be so dense that light bends around it. It will suck like a black hole and blow like a tornado.

Await my update, shall I survive.



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