8.23.2004

Guidance

A man was riding the subway next to another man who looked very wealthy. Eventually they struck up a conversation and the man asked the wealthy man how he bacame rich. He replied that the Bible had given him guidance. When the poor man asked him how that worked he told him that he was down on his luck one day and asked God to help him out. He then closed his eyes, opened the Bible, and put his finger down on a random page. His finger had landed on the word "pigs" so he took all his money and invested in pork futures and became rich.

When the poor man got home he decided to try it. He told his wife that he didn't believe in God or the Bible but that whatever his finger landed on, he would trust that God was telling him that it was in his future.

He closed his eyes, opened the Bible, and put his finger down on a random page. He opened his eyes to see that his finger was on the words "Chapter Eleven."



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