1.13.2005

Our government is just plain nuts


Inagurals should be outlawed.

As everyone is getting ready for the big Bush inaugural hoe-down, parade performers are being ordered not to look directly at the president, and the people of Washington DC have been wondering why they have to spend their money on all that extra security for Bush's party. A fitting question. If the president wanted to have a party in your home town, would you want to pay for any of it?

Well rest assured dear citizens of Washington DC, the federal government has a solution. DC is to use homeland security funds to pay for it's costs during the inauguration. Yep, that money that is supposed to be spent keeping citizens safe will instead be spent on Bush's inauguration. Maybe it will go to pay snipers to take out any parade performers who dare look upon der president.



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