Killer Dolphins

Engadget passes on a report that the Navy has lost 36 armed combat dolphins in the Gulf Coast. They are said to be wearing "special harnesses carrying 'toxic dart' guns."

I obviously don't know the ins and outs of current top secret killer attack dolphin technology, but when the dolphin programs first began, they were outfitted with small charges of compressed air attached to a needle on their nose. When they encountered an enemy diver, they would move in and poke him with the needle which would then blow a lethal amount of air into his body.

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